October 12, 2012

Zombie technology

We got this sample in the mail, with the suggestion we buy lots and lots of them to send to clients and friends who will swoon at this “stylish” and “impressive” calendar/note pad. Our name, they promise, would be “imprinted in gold.” (Oooh.)

Problem is, we don’t know of any elderly clients or friends clinging to technologies out of the Truman era.

Since it’s bulkier than an iPhone, and much, much stupider, maybe we’ll send out buggy whips instead.